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How much do you pay for entertainment? For that movie and popcorn saturated in chemically-induced butter? For that new CD that has only the 1 song you really like? For the DVD with that star you drool over?

And yet what I offer is so much cheaper. A smile. A brief interlude from the horrible tedium of your everyday life. A depressing and amusing ride through the rigors of child abuse and an evil stuffed animal. Below is a price list I consider most fair. I won't make you pay a dime, not a penny. If you laugh, giggle, chuckle or snort, and I hear about it . . . I won't shame you into paying. . . . .

I'll just sick TEDDY on you!

Menu:
Appetizers:
Chortle...............................................10¢
Chuckle..............................................10¢
Giggle.................................................20¢
Titter..................................................10¢
Snigger...............................................10¢
Entreés:
Guffaw................................................25¢
Laughter Combo
(comes with giggles)............................55¢
Hysterics.............................................60¢
Joy Convulsions..................................60¢
Amusement Shrieks.............................$1.00
Joy Screams.........................................50¢
Happy Howls........................................75¢
Deserts:
"I'm Offended!"....................................85¢
"Outrageous!"....................................$1.00
"How dare you?"................................priceless




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