Oh yes, you are here wondering what this foil page is all about?
YOU WANT TO KNOW? YOU DO, DON'T YOU?
YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO KNOW!
FINE, I'LL TELL YOU . . .
sorry, was I yelling? It comes and goes.

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Aluminum foil, if you must know, is the number one utensil (9 out of 10 schizophrenics agree) for blocking messages beamed into your skull from both extra-terresterial cultures AND our own lovely government (in whom we are too frightened to trust).

What kind of messages you ask?
Messages like these:
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Transcript from October 18th, 2005, 3:08 A.M.

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Transcript from October 28th, 2005, 2:54 A.M.

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Below is the way to obey the voice inside your head. See? You want a foil lined hat now, don't ya?

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